Chapter 1-Meeting the Ladies

Authors Note: The ladies were all brought into the house through master controller now that I have more than 7 of them.  I let him meet the ladies in the order in which they entered the house as they were all over Monte Vista.  In this update I had to make him chat with every one of them and there is the only interaction I clicked on, everything else was  autonomous. Also I noticed that some of the witches are casting spells on him autonomously, usually good luck charms.  Even if its a love charm as long as its autonomous its allowed.

How in the world did I let myself get into this?  That was the only question on my mind as I walked into the resort where this bad reality TV show was supposed to begin.  I know my brother meant well but did he really think this was a good idea.  Did he really think I would find true love among the women chosen by the producers, The Going Solo Community Production Co?  And I still do not know why I agreed.

Well I do know why I agreed, I didn't want to run into my ex-wife as she waddled around carrying another man's child.  That should have been my baby she was carrying but obviously she had other ideas.  I knew I didn't want her back under any condition but that didn't make seeing her in her heavy with child any less painful.  I needed to get out of town and away from the there for a while.  Maybe this wasn't the answer but I wanted to leave immediately and these plans were already made.

Being the only man in a houseful of women fighting over me would appeal to most men, but I am not most men.  I just want to find a woman like my sister-in-law Sandi, someone who loved me unconditionally that I could settle down with and start a family.  I highly doubted she would walk through that door, but I will try to make the best of this.

I went to my room as the ladies were not to arrive for another hour.  To kill time I read the itinerary the producers left for me.  The ladies were to be greeted in the order as their arrival.  I was to start a conversation with each and every one of them and on the forth day I would have to ask one of them to leave.  Not going to be easy to disappoint a lady but these were the rules.

I went through the rest of the days plans until I came to the last, it said that I should woohoo with the winner!  How dare they think I would just woohoo with anyone.  I'm sure most men would jump at this chance but that is not me.  I won't woohoo with just any lady, I would have to be in love and I doubt I would find love over here.

That is the door first one is here so I guess I should go greet her.

I had pictures and the names of all of these women and I noticed the pretty little fairy walking in as Crystal Light.  A Friendly Fairy who loved to read romance novels as any Hopeless Romantic would. You could tell by the way she walked in that she had Star Quality as her bio said she was a Virtuoso who was a Natural Born Performer.

The next one was Cody Moore-Arroyo.  Her bio did say she was a little Neurotic and for some strange reason she never is nude, but she also likes the outdoors, she is artistic and dramatic.  Liking the outdoors would be nice for camping trip and I'm sure Aurora Skies will give her many sites for painting.

Kazzata Cashingal who was a perceptive, neurotic, frugal vegetarian and she was also a vehicle enthusiast.  She is perceptive, she would be a great addition to Jackal and Bat Investigations if she were to come home with me.

Right behind her was Peyton Yavari and when I read her bio I knew she get along pretty nicely with my niece Starr.  This Evil and Dramatic Diva is Artistic with a Photographer's Eye.  I could easily see her get along nicely with Starr, comparing photos and it would be nice to have my niece visiting more often.

Vixen Wood was the next to arrive.  She is listed as An Excitable and Ambitious Angler who is also Good and Family Oriented.  Obviously a good woman who wants to start a family might be a good choice and if she is ambitious she may be more understanding of my work hours.

Hope Gruber was next (sorry didn't get the shot of her walking through the door, thought I did) She is an Eccentric Diva who is a heavy sleeper and flirty with a good sense of humor.  Her bio states that her father is a vampire, so she is already used to living with one.

Us Vampires are not too fond of sunlight so a Night Owl does sound perfect for me and that is exactly what Rebecca Lee Ann Abbott is. She is also Good and Easily Impressed but Brave and Athletic.

The next lucky lady is a natural cook but I tend to find my own nourishment, however children might be another story so this quality could come in handy.  She is also a virtuoso and a genius with a good sense of humor.

Siobhan De La Rosa was the next lovely lady to walk through the door, although she is a diva, she has quite a few good qualities also she loves animals which would come in handy with all the wolves in my family.  She is friendly, charismatic and artistic.  She will fit in perfectly with us.

I made sure to introduce myself and get to know each and every one of these ladies.  I started with Crystal first and went down the list.

I never thought I would get into this but some of these ladies are going to be too difficult to resist the urge to flirt with a little.  Maybe this would work out fine.

Cody wanted to talk politics which I tried to stay away from but we see eye to eye on everything so no harm done.

And she is kind of cute too.

The topics of Politics came up again with Kazzata and it still turned out find.

 I found myself getting lost in her exotic beauty.

But all she could do was complain about the dirty dishes.

I still tried to brighten her day

Which turned out fine in the end.

I tried talking about music with Peyton, she is such a pretty blonde but....

However things did not go so well

Lets just say things went from bad to worse.

With Vixen I tried to stay away from politics and obviously music is not a good topic either.  We talked about the sunshine instead.

She does indeed have a sunny smile I could get used to and she seems to remind me of someone, not sure who yet but something tells me I should.

Hope was the next one I needed to talk to and I found her and Kazzata not getting along too well.  I stopped this from going any further and hopefully this will be the last time anything like this would happen.

Hope seems like a nice lady and I told her all about my sweet & precious little niece Starr who is still the apple of my eye.

She started flirting with me right away

and things were going very well until....

for some reason she pulled back.

I did try one more time and she was more receptive this time.

I talked about movies to Rebecca but

she seems to think I need to exercise more.  Not sure if she realizes this yet, I do work out a little.

I think she took a second look and realized it.

And things turned out better this time.

Lenora wanted to talk about food.  I guess a natural cook would.

I don't think she took it too well when I told her my favorite was O positive.

I still had one more lady to talk to but Hope came back to talk about movies.

and much more.  Looks like Hope is pretty damn interested.

Last but certainly not least there is Siobhan, we talked about computers a bit.

but she changed the subject really quick.

And than we talked about fashion.  I think she might be high maintenance but that might be something that can be arranged.

Phone rang and it was my brother.  "Yes bro I'm doing fine and you know what this wasn't such a bad idea.  These ladies are pretty nice, maybe this idea will work out just fine after all"

To be continued....